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J.D. McKay is a Madman in a hat! Well, many hats. So many.

- Grade 2/3 School Teacher "They aren't learning if they aren't confused!" 


- Professional Yoyoer/Entrepreneur "Look at all these yoyos bouncing around playing with their spinney toys"


- Musician and  Music teacher "Music is the one common language of humanity and I'm utterly unintelligible in that one as well."



- Author and obsessive paranomasiac

Yoyo Books

2 Time Canadian off-string Yoyo Champion. Because what's ADHD for if not to hyper-focus on something ridiculus?
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Parody/Satire

It started with a yoyo I made called "The Duck". Someone sent me this book review and I knew someone needed to write about the crimes of The Duck.
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Colouring Books!​

Pen Name -Mark DePage. The version of me who really likes to color things. Because who doesn't!
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August 21st, 2023

8/21/2023

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One attempt I made to create something in a similar vein to “The Duck: How to Make THEM Pay” was inspired by a book my dad had when I was little. It was called “The Gashleycrumb Tinies” by Edward Gorey. It was an ABC book with spectacularly dark line drawings, each letter featuring a child suffering horribly.
For some reason I was looking at the World Health Organization website and discovered that there were (at the time) exactly 26 vaccine preventable illnesses listed. An alphabet!
So I sat down and created a tribute to Edward Gorey, The Anti-Vax ABCS -26 poems of children suffering preventably. That was pre-pandemic, so it needs an update to include covid.
Of course, it needed art, and an artist I am not. So I reached out to fellow yoyoer Coffin Nachtmahr (yes, that’s his name). Look him up, he’s one of the most spectacular looking humans on the planet. He’s a yoyoer, skater, and artist. I asked him for some graffiti-style line art letters.
He took forever.
When I finally got samples from him, I was blown away. Each letter was a detailed drawing the reflected the illness it matched. When I asked about it, he casually informed me that he collected old medical texts. Because of course he did.
Book finished, I learned a key lesson about independent publishing. Research your topic. I published it, waiting for the nutjobs to start leaving terrible reviews based entirely on the title. Crickets. Tried running ads, but they got rejected due to the topic. I did eventually get a few of and they are funny. “This is fiction and should be listed as such.” Well…it’s a book of poetry about fictional people, so you are correct. But the symptoms described are medically accurate.
It doesn’t sell a lot of copies, but it makes a hell of a fun gift to give people. There’s a barbershop in Seattle that has both that and the duck book for folks to read. The owner brings their kid to a yoyo contest in Seattle that has a vendor booth that sells my books every year. They thought both books were hilarious.
If you’re looking for a gag gift for a friend, or something to give to the anti-vaxxer conspiracy theorist in your life to but them, pick up a copy!
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